11 October 2012

How do you know an extroverted engineer?

xkcd: my normal approach is useless

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Engineer jokes abound for a reason. I think we get trained to think in math and look at everything as a problem to be solved. Plus we seem to have a lot of introverts. A lot of the time most people spent practicing social interaction, we spent hanging out in our heads and never finessed the people skill set. Personally, I think we hang our old posters up in academic buildings so we can look at something besides the other people in the hall as we walk by them.

However, yesterday I walked across the engineering quad and was looking at someone who had a sweatshirt I liked. In that awkward moment when he realized I was staring, instead of the standard everyone-looks-away or the territorial stare-down, he just smiled and everyone's day carried on a little more smoothly. Now, to implement a new interaction algorithm!

03 September 2012

Hiatus-ish

With semester starting, my attempts to make updates on my projects here became amazingly abortive. A few things that I think are of note, with updates to follow:

  • Note taking and textbooks on a tablet
  • Learning vector calculus - kind of like learning another language
  • Calculating my physical displacement - very eureka! 


28 July 2012

Hanging out with the Higgs

When a world megaproject creates one of the most expensive scientific instruments of all time, a lot of attention seems an understandable result. The CERN quest for the Higgs boson has certainly garnered a lot of attention, and not just in the scientific community.

Commentary has come from many sources (my favorite being The Onion explanation of the LHC or the "$50 Billion Science Thing"). Even Dilbert got on board:
Dilbert finds the Higgs Boson

The Higgs-bleed through into culture has shown up in fiction, satire and television. 

Alpinekat made a rap explaining the fundamentals of the epic scientific endeavor several years ago, which I love sharing. 


Most recently, someone sent me a video of the sonification (translating measured data into sounds) of the Higgs-Boson. For more explanation, including the sheet music, check out the article Higgs the musical.



23 July 2012

What's the most probable sorority/fraternity?

Using the list of the fraternities and sororities on North-American Interfraternity Conference and the National Panhellenic Conference wikipedia pages I did a quick and dirt frequency analysis (more commonly used for cryptography/code breaking).


Apparently for a sorority AΔΣ is the combination of the most popular letters, while ΔΣΦ takes it for the frats. 

10 July 2012

All the world's a microscope stage


There's an insane amount of detail in the world that we never see. Not just the Sherlock Holmes-like attention to environment and behaviour, but the underlying structure of things. Random little things that you never expected.

For a microscopy project, I needed to select something unusual to image with both SEM (scanning electron microscopy, which is launching electrons at a surface to look at details that are so tiny even light waves are too big to show you what's happening) and AFM (atomic force microscopy by dragging a tiny tiny needle across the surface of things like it's reading molecular Braille). 

When I came home, the most unusual thing on hand was my pet hedgehog, Ada.
Ada the hedgehog


I took samples of her quills and some baby quills from the breeder Hamor Hollow to compare how sharp the quills were at different ages.

Look at a quill with the naked eye and you wonder...What's that made out of? What is it really shaped like? How does that grow to be? I thought of pins or needles the way I've seen them for sewing. Surely nothing more complicated than the ring-like growth pattern of trees. I've pet Ada and felt quills, so I could confidently tell you the sides were smooth. 

No. All of my guesses were right off.

SEM of a baby hedgehog quillLooking at a quill from a baby, we can consider the pokey-pokey factor to be significant. For comparison, the metal of a light use razor is about 127 um thick, narrowing down to microns (and depending on the use).

Adult quills look similar, but the tips become increasingly worn on older quills, like a razor blade.


After the AFM scan, it turns out the edges of quills have lots of little flakes. Like human hair that you seen in all those shampoo commercials.
  
The  first image (brown scale) is the scan of the boundary between two of the flakes on a single quill, showing the changes in depth like a topographic map. On the SEM image of a baby quill (gray scale) you can see how much smoother the flakes are when the quill is brand new.

AFM scan of a hedgehog quill
SEM of the side of a baby hedgehog quill




A cross section showed hundreds of hollow unit cells. Well sure, if you're an 8-16 ounce animal, you want your protective armor to be light and transportable. Of course. My brilliant plan to scan the cross section with the AFM was totally thwarted. The tip of the probe that does the scanning is so tiny it would get stuck a thousand times a scan over that surface. That surface should be a little more orderly, too. Cutting the sample for preparation was apparently a little sloppy.
cross section of a hedgehog quill (SEM)

And the hollows in the quills grow lengthwise, with a series of stronger internal support along the length of the quill. Not extruded like play-dough, the way I'd imagined.
cross section of a hedgehog quill (SEM)


At the very least, I'm glad I guessed about all this, because I wouldn't have realized how wrong I was any other way.   

02 July 2012

You're going to rationalize anyway, so why pretend?

We so want to be making decisions in rational ways, but the evidence is to be piling up that we're not rational thinkers, just rationalizers. (Dan Ariely's Predictably Irrational is one of my favorite books on the subject.)

A friend of mine recently was struggling with which law school admittance to accept. She had a gut feeling about what she wanted, but felt obligated to provide very quantitative reasons to friends and family when pressed about her decision.

We created this spreadsheet, weighting the importance of the factors in her decision and the relative value of each school in those categories.

It ended up being quite a felxible tool because weighting and the value assigned could be adjusted until it felt "right." Certainly, it's an arbitrary method, but it allows you to rationalize in a very organized way.

Feel free to save a copy of the spreadsheet and adjust so it's useful.

24 June 2012

Quantum Kitchen

I want my kitchen to exist in a quantum state. When I come home and observe it, it would collapse into a state with prepared dinner. The closest I have come to this is cooking a couple times a week and packing leftovers. There are several standbys that I can 'excite,' depending on my energy level.

From lowest to highest energy level:
0. Microwave popcorn. Open a beer. Sometimes I deny this state exists.

1. Microwave frozen wantons and veggies (mixed veggies are my favorite for this)

2. Boil frozen wantons and veggies

My rice cooker enables the next several quantizations of food effort. These all require you to cook rice. (If you don't have a rice cooker, use a 2:1 ratio of water to rice. Cover it, don't let it boil over, and don't stir. When there is a honeycomb pattern in the rice, it's probably done, but do a test bite to be sure. You can get a lot more involved with it, too.)

3. Courtesy of one of my couchsurfing hosts in Japan: add frozen veggies to the rice while you're cooking it. If your rice cooker permits, you can steam them over the rice.

4. Microwave one of these Indian dinners. Pour it over the rice when it's done. I've tried a couple other kinds, but Patel's is my favorite.

Recommendations for others? Please share!